I came across an interesting tidbit today at the Washington Times.
Rep. Jeb Hensarling of Texas, chairman of the conservative Republican Study Committee, sent a memorandum to colleagues in advance of today’s conference meeting, where party leaders and rank-and-file members are expected to clash over the party’s direction.
The memo called for the party to adopt the following action plan and reaffirm conservative principles, including fiscal restraint, lower taxes, family values and national security:
You can take a look at it here, but I’m going to post my favorite bits.
AN ACTION PLAN FOR HOUSE REPUBLICANS: BOLD, SIMPLE, AND DIFFERENT THAN THE DEMOCRATS (yes, that’s realy what it was called. I didn’t make it up.)
1) THE END OF PORK-BARREL SPENDING
House Republicans are committed to ending pork-barrel spending… We also pledge to uphold any future veto of a non-defense spending bill that is pork laden and does not lead to a balanced budget.
They want to cut back an all non-defense spending. They are going to push for a balanced budget in all aspects, except military spending… doesn’t that meant that they’re not going to be pushing for a balanced budget at all?
4) A FAMILY-FOCUSED, PATIENT-CENTERED HEALTH CARE SYSTEM
House Republicans will reform and improve our current health care system, by 1) providing a refundable health care tax credit to every American to purchase affordable health care coverage,
Hmm… poor people normally don’t have to pay income tax. Now lets assume that the tax credit amounts to 10% of your taxes back. So, let me work out the math. 10% of nothing is… now lets see… carry the one… oh, nothing. Which would mean that a tax credit for health care would give those who can’t afford health care because they don’t make enough money absolutely squat. Great plan. Worthy of Catbert.
5) AMERICAN ENERGY INDEPENDENCE THROUGH INCREASED EXPLORATION
House Republicans are committed to increasing American energy supplies to lower prices and reduce dependence on Middle Eastern Oil by allowing energy exploration in Alaska and the Outer Continental Shelf, as well as the development of cleaner coal technologies and alternative fuels.
Ok… I”m fairly certain that they’re joking here. They are going to achieve energy independence through drilling in the protected areas of Alaska, and burning more coal… instead of clean sources like hydro, wind, tidal, and solar. Or maybe reducing the amount of energy used by the country. Hmm… lot of forethought there.
6) A LEGAL FRAMEWORK THAT ALLOWS US TO PREVENT TERRORIST ATTACKS
House Republicans are committed to preventing terrorists from attacking America. House Republicans will empower our intelligence agencies to intercept terrorist communications with sources outside of the United States without the lengthy process of getting a warrant that could jeopardize the ability to thwart an attack.
Yes, because what we need is more power for the intelligence agency which already abuses the power it has. I think we should get them black shirts, I think it would really give them something to live up to. I’m always a bit leery of those who would gladly give up my liberties for me.
7) A MORAL APPROACH FOR PARENTS TO PROTECT AND EDUCATE THEIR CHILDREN
House Republicans are committed to supporting parental rights, by 1) ensuring that a child cannot be transported across a state border for an abortion without the consent of a parent or legal guardian, and 2) empowering parents to maintain control over their family’s personal education decisions.
I’m not sure what they mean by “child” in the first part, but it seems odd that it is a parent’s right to determine if their child will have a child. Are we talking 13 year olds here, or 17 year olds? In regards to the second point, I feel that I should state my opposition to what they are implying. It seems that they are supporting the voucher system, where you can go to any public or private school and the government will pay a certain amount toward the schooling. This is a problem for two reasons. First, it is the government stepping back from their responsibility to ensure that all of the youth in their country are being educated enough to participate in a democracy. Second, when you think about it, it’s like saying that a doctor’s opinion of a medical problem isn’t as valid as a parent’s. If the government doesn’t feel that they can adequately address how education should be done, maybe they should leave it to the professionals.